Invent a Board Game
They design the board, write the rules, and then make you play it.
Invent a sandwich, write the recipe, then make someone else follow it exactly.
The comedy of watching an adult follow their instructions literally is where the learning happens.
Following instructions with deliberate literalness shows a child exactly where their writing was ambiguous, and it is far more effective than any correction you could offer. Rewriting for precision is the whole exercise.
Check allergies. Adult handles knives.
Eating the evidence covers most of it.
They design the board, write the rules, and then make you play it.
Ten words, one code, and a conversation nobody else can follow.
A menu, an order pad, and one very slow waiter.
Make it, price it, sell it, count the money.
Three designs, one tape measure, and an argument about which flies furthest.
Two identical piles of bricks, a barrier, and one person giving instructions.